Tuesday, July 15, 2008

The pointlessness of a few movies.

Man, have you guys ever watched bollywood movies? I swear, some of them are just about as pointless as looking for corners in a circular room! A few days ago, i was bored out of my wits and decided to go and see this movie called Love Story 2050 with a friend of mine. It's got this crappy story where the guy goes to the future to go and find the (??) re-incarnation of his girlfriend who died while crossing the road. Dude, if i had a girlfriend as dumb as that, i'd rather just let her stay dead!! But anyway, after watching that fiasco, it made me realise that a helluva lot of bollywood movies are pretty much the same. The movie, Om Shanti Om... Oh my god!! Another re-incarnation movie! It was good i thought till the last bit. I don't mean the fact that the female's ghost comes back to kill her ex-husband(that was crap too though) but the part where the entire movie is summaried in one song!! I agree it was a long ( long long long long... yawn) song, but still, if i wanted to see the movie, i could have just seen the song! But these 2 movies are nothing compared to the shit that is Saawariya. I went for it one day in college with my friends. One of the guys had already seen the movie once and actually wanted to see it again (after the movie i understood that he was retarded). He kept coming up with statements like, "It's a superb movie da.","The story was awesome!"... So, all of us thought, ok ok jeez don't wet your pants. So, we went to the theatre, got probably the last available seats (cos we were sitting in the front row... Talk about horrible experiences!) and went inside. The movie started off with a crappy song. No surprises considering that almost all hindi movies start with really REALLY crappy songs. The sets were good, but we couldn't see them properly thanks to the bloody front row seats. And then the plot of the movie. I don't have the patience to tell you the characters so they're A,B and C.
A= a certain male who's only claim to fame so far is a song (in the aforementioned shit movie) is a song where he drops his drawers and prances around in a towel.
B=a certain female who's only claim to fame is.....???? I think her dad's another actor who's only claim to fame is....????(talk about lame!!)
C=a certain male who's got lots of claims to fame namely shooting an innocent little deer, running over street dwellers(I was just trying to help the overpopulation problem!), dating a seriously hot international model who's acting skills are a tad worse(unbelievable!!) than C's and having had an affair with the "most beautiful"(read Yuck!!) woman in the world. Whew!! some CV, oh yeah, he acts like a well chiselled block of wood(still a block of wood).

So here's the story, A loves B, B loves C ( no, C does not love A, Indian movies are yet to explore the subject of homosexual males thank goodness!!), so later on, C dissapears. B still loves C, but then she starts loving A. Just when she's about to accept A, C comes back, so B goes back with C. In the middle there's this prostitute D, who will be remembered as the only person in the movie who could actually act. She does.... well.... nothing, and becomes the narrator(what a waste of an actress!!). So now you get the meaning of what shit movies really are. At the end of the movie, we nearly slapped our friend to high heaven!! Never never ever am i gonna take his advice again!!

1 comment:

Sammok said...

Heh heh :D

ROFL

Brilliant.
Who's D btw? :P